My brain has been wired by JOhn Hughes, 80's MTV, Eddie Murphy and psychedelics. I am an obsessive compulsive procrastinator, suffer from decision deficit disorder, and love recreational sleep.

I live in Chicago and work in advertising and marketing. I am a designer and a writer. Hope to one day write for television, write a children's book, or maybe teach elementary art when I am age-ed.

I am a refugee of the small-town-Footloose-life of Coal City,IL. People there seem to think that "Prom is much more fun when you're over 21". They can dance there, though--line and square.

I've been married for three and a half years--but we've been together for almost 12.

Anything else...you'll just gonna have to ask me.

market research, graphic design, copywriting

sex drugs rock and roll and cooking